Nairn is a s***hole says Trump

Asked to comment on the serious Harbour Road situation the US president confided that he thought it looks like a sink hole.

Trump who boasts being a very clever man, very clever was amongst a host of world leaders that the Spin approached for comment on the situation.

Now into it's second month the latest press release from Highland Council hopes that the road will be fixed by April. 

At the time of going to press the Spin is awaiting communication from other leaders it approached for comment. The Prime Ministers office is awaiting Theresa May to finish her shuffle before asking her for her view on the pressing situation. 

We will bring you further news on this story as and when replies come in over the wires.